Romantic Sleeper Pillows

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Night-time halo

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'At lone at last.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Sheep Ledger

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy