Comfy Snoozers Gifts

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Sheep Ledger

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

The Off-Season

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

I love thunderstorms!

Sleeping masks

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"You're closer. You get it."

'He's started jogging to work.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Cat Dreams

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

Counting sheep.

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

The cats of war

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

Maybe if we bought a super deluxe mattress, I'd sleep better. Do you really think spending $5,000 on a mattress makes a difference? Granted. Not in every case.