Sound Sleeper Gifts

"Can't you sleep either?"

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

White Noise Machine

Sleeping.

Night-time halo

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Give Sleep a Chance

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Waking the Dead.

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

"He hums in his sleep."

The Princess and the Pea

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.