Sound Sleeper Advocate Gifts

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Give Sleep a Chance

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Grants & Recipients

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

The Slumber Party.

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Armstrong Maynard, waaaake uuuuup!!! Waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuppp!!! Give me a break. Heavy sleepers are absolutely the worst part of the haunting business. Bang on a pot!

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."