Slumber Advocate Gifts

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

Self help acupuncture

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"What's with your hair?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'