Sleep Disorder Advocate Gifts

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Cry babies.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

The Slumber Party.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."