Sleep Disorder Supporter Gifts

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Cry babies.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Grants & Recipients

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

The Slumber Party.

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

"Sleeping through the night is for losers."

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."