Sleep Disorder Sufferers Gifts

'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Time for bed, guys."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"Tom, are you cleaning in your sleep again?"

Think / Don't think signs.

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

'You really tossed and turned last night.'