Sleep Disorders Gifts

Think / Don't think signs.

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

Jim's wife couldn't understand why he never made it to his appointments with the narcolepsy doctor.

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'It just turned tomorrow.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."