Sleep Disorders Gifts

Think / Don't think signs.

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

Jim's wife couldn't understand why he never made it to his appointments with the narcolepsy doctor.

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'It just turned tomorrow.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?