Sleeping Issues Gifts

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'