Sleeping Issues Mugs

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.