Sleep Struggler Gifts

On the phone in bed.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Your 2 am is here."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'Sleeping like a baby'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"What? I slept seven months."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.