Sleep Struggler Pillows

On the phone in bed.

Coffee keeping Frank up at night. I shouldn't have spent a thousand dollars on an espresso machine.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'Sleeping like a baby'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

"What? I slept seven months."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"