Sleep Deprivation Warrior Pillows

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Your 2 am is here."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

'Why George, why?'

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.