Sleep-deprivation Warriors Pillows

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Having fun there little guy?"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'Why George, why?'

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.