Sleep-deprivation Warriors Gifts

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Sleeping like a baby'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Having fun there little guy?"

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

'Why George, why?'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"