Sleep Deprivation Warrior Gifts

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I'm so good at this!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Your 2 am is here."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'Why George, why?'