'Shouldn't you be out in line...'
Sleep Deprivation Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with those battling sleep deprivation? Our collection features witty, funny, and relatable items that highlight the struggles of sleepless nights. Whether for a friend who’s perpetually tired or yourself during those marathon nights, our products bring humor and comfort to those who need more rest (and laughter) to get through the day. Find the ideal lighthearted gift to remind them they’re not alone in their exhaustion.
Things my cat says at 3 am
Cry babies.
Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"I'm so good at this!"
"Time for bed, guys."
"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."
'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
Center For Sleep Deprivation
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
'Sleeping like a baby'
I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...
I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!
"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"
Overworked doctors in need of sleep
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'
Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"
"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."
"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"
"I have a problem with resisting arrest."
A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.
"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."
Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!
"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"
"Sleeping through the night is for losers."
"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."
'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."
Sleep Deprivation Gifts Collection
Sleep Deprivation Mugs
Explore our collection of sleep deprivation mugs for a humorous start to every morning. Perfect for those who need caffeine and comedy to tackle the day.
Sleep Deprivation Pillows
Add fun to any room with pillows that celebrate the chaos of sleep deprivation—great for relaxed lounges or cozy beds.
Sleep Deprivation Prints
Decorate your space with prints that make light of sleepless nights—ideal for bedrooms and spaces that need some humor and reassurance.
Sleep Deprivation T-Shirts
Find humorous sleep deprivation t-shirts that let everyone know you're battling sleepless nights with wit and humor.