Sleep Deprivation Pillows

Things my cat says at 3 am

Cry babies.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I'm so good at this!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Sleeping through the night is for losers."

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."