Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow
Sleep Deprivation Survivors Pillows
Help them find rest (or laugh about the lack of it) with cozy, humorous pillows. A perfect gift to add a touch of comfort and wit to any sleep-deprived space.
Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"Time for bed, guys."
"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."
'But I'm not tired yet!!!'
"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"
Toddler in the Bed: A Journey
"Your 2 am is here."
'Sleeping like a baby'
I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!
I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...
Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.
Overworked doctors in need of sleep
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
Parents sleeping with a new baby.
"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."
'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'
Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
"I have a problem with resisting arrest."
"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"
"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."
Toddler in the bed: a journey
'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'
Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!
"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"
"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"
"Sleeping through the night is for losers."
"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."
'Shouldn't you be out in line...'
Sleep Deprivation Survivors Pillows Collection
Sleep Deprivation Survivors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for sleep deprivation survivors—funny, supportive, and perfect for caffeine-fueled mornings.
Sleep Deprivation Survivors Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate resilience and humor—ideal for decorating a space that appreciates a good laugh and a nod to endurance.
Sleep Deprivation Survivors T-Shirts
Discover our humorous t-shirts for those who’ve conquered sleepless nights—comfortable and full of witty charm.