Parents sleeping with a new baby.
Sleep-deprived Survivors Pillows
Help them rest a little easier with cozy pillows that embrace their resilient spirit and offer a humorous reminder of their survival story.
Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.
"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."
Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"Time for bed, guys."
"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."
"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."
'But I'm not tired yet!!!'
"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"
"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"
Center For Sleep Deprivation
"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"
Toddler in the Bed: A Journey
"Your 2 am is here."
'Sleeping like a baby'
I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!
"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."
Crying parent holds crying baby.
Overworked doctors in need of sleep
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'
"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."
'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'
Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
New parents shocked at having slept through the night.
A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.
"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."
Toddler in the bed: a journey
Sleep-deprived Survivors Pillows Collection
Sleep-deprived Survivors Mugs
Explore our collection of funny mugs designed for sleep-deprived survivors—great for coffee breaks and boosting their mood.
Sleep-deprived Survivors Prints
Browse inspiring prints that honor the courage of sleep-deprived survivors—ideal for decorating a space with encouragement and humor.
Sleep-deprived Survivors T-Shirts
Discover witty and comfortable t-shirts that celebrate the resilience of sleep-deprived survivors—excellent for casual wear and lifting spirits.