The Sleep-deprived Gifts

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Sleeping like a baby'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'