Sleep-deprived Dreamers Gifts

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

The Boys of Indian Summer

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Wide-awake.

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"How's the insomnia?"

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'In a minute...'

People siting on icebergs,

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"