Sleepless Dreamers Gifts

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

Late night teddy reading

Night-time halo

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Wide-awake.

A little night music...

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Counting Sheep

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Please read my favourite bedtime story, it always has a sleepy ending.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

People siting on icebergs,

"Lying in bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself, 'Where the Hell is my roof?'"

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."