Lost Dreamers Gifts

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Home Sweet Home

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Wide-awake.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Born to rock.

Skunk dreaming.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Life: Boring Bits

The Robot's Trophy

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

World peace day

The war against ignorance