Castaway Dreamers Gifts

'Freedom at last ! _ blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Palm Tree Propeller

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Home Sweet Home

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Desert Island Fantasies

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Best friends without borders.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"I just feel like a cliche."

Skunk dreaming.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."