Castaway Dreams Gifts

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I spy something blue."

Desert Planet

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.