Castaway Storyteller Gifts

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Deserted Island

Island rent due.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

'It's for you.'

Best friends without borders.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

"I spy something blue."

'You have a friend request.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Desert Island Books