Castaway Story Fan Gifts

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

Desert island, The swish family Robinson

Distress flares

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Desert Island Books

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Peter