Castaway Story Fan Gifts

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

Desert island, The swish family Robinson

Distress flares

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Mom dwarves.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island Books

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Peter

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."