Castaway Fan Gifts

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

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"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"It's an eviction notice ... "

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"

'Bloody air mail!'

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Two Women and a Man on a Desert Island

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.

Ooh, tell them I said "hi."

"We've won an all-expenses paid vacation to a remote island getaway."

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Too bad we lost the remote.'

Desert Island Meals.

'What do you mean, 'there's no corkscrew'? That just leaves us with all this food and water.'

'Well, if anyone finds my note, we'll soon have a new raft delivered.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Drawing on an island.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.