Castaway Fanatic Gifts

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Desert Island Meals.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"