Castaway Aficionado Gifts

Pinocchio Raft

Shipwrecked with a hoarder.

Norman is an Island

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Castaway is climbing on a palm tree to hide from a big woman.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"It's another fish recipe!"

"Damn...another stay-at-home order thanks to COVID."

Desert Island Meals.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Drawing on an island.

"I spy something blue."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Sun Umbrella

"This'll be our first Christmas together."