Castaway Enthusiast Gifts

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Desert Island Rescue

Sand television

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

A Great Idea.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Sorry, Full'

'Good night, Paul, and remember, tomorrow we're celebrating our three-hundredth day of sanity.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the TV licence people...'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Drawing on an island.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

'Oh thank God I'm safe. But I wish I'd learned to read.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Trick or treat?'

'Sell my island!'

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

'Go find your own island.'

"It's from my wife. Honeydos."

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

A castaway begs for money for a rescue boat

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Hey! Guess what?. . ."

"I'm quite certain that's not a squirrel."

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.