Castaway Fans Gifts

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Impossible Bottle Rescue

'First, we need to decide, who's Robinson Crusoe, and who's Friday. . .'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"