Castaway Stories Fan Gifts

Message tied to a brick.

Desert Island Meals.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Desert Island Books

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Island appears, castaway follows.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"