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Message tied to a brick.

Desert Island Meals.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Desert Island Books

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'