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"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Deserted Island

Island rent due.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

'It's for you.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I spy something blue."

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'You have a friend request.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Desert Island Books

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'