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"Can I offer you a line of credit?"

"We're saved, for now, but I wish this were a desert isle instead of a tsunami flotsam."

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'It's for you.'

God in the bunker.

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I spy something blue."

Drawing on an island.

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Arabian island

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Desert Island Books

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.