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Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

Desert Island Meals.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Drawing on an island.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Books

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Island appears, castaway follows.