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I am saved!

No Immigrants Allowed

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

"Knowing our luck, we'll get rescued before the World Cup's over!"

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

Security!

Nor'easter Island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"At last - no Trump."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.