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"Comic sans? I wouldn't rescue us."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

French wine

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Desert Planet

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ziggy Wombat

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Smashed harp...

Happy Hour at Harry's

Whale smiling at camera.

An old man with bow legs

Space Junk

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Carioca

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

"Told you the tree needed trimming."