Island Castaway Enthusiast Pillows

I am saved!

No Immigrants Allowed

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Desert Planet

A man with a rake on a desert island

Drawing on an island.

Security!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Pension Forecasts