Island Enthusiasts Pillows

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"...the ticket holder of the record lottery jackpot has only until noon to claim their prize."

"It's not all bad. The extra arms help with climbing."

"Dear, I think we should start seeing other - "

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I'm from Staten Island."

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

'This is the last time I go on staycation.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

No smoking.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Cometh the Cow!

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"Phew, that was close."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Island of Lost Guys.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

The Desert Island Package

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Vacation Mobile

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Desert Island Dating.

A politician's dream come true...

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."