Island Castaway Fans T-Shirts

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Desert Planet

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'