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'Do we want a platinum card?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Bloody Spam!'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Making a Bridge across Islands

Desert Island Meals.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Delivery."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Island appears, castaway follows.