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Playing golf on a desert island

Desert Island Meals.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I think they're up to something.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Castle Efficiency

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Shoes, No Service.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"