Castaway Comedy Aficionado T-Shirts

Desert island. Woman reading 'Dealing with PMS' Man reading 'How to build a boat'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Desert Island Meals.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'