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'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Island with sail.

'Seafood Only.'

Golfer approaches desert island.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Drawing on an island.

Arabian island

"Delivery."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"