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"Go deep."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

BARBER

Hell on trio island

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Seafood Only.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

Desert Island Game

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Island with sail.

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Message tied to a brick.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

Artist on the Desert Island

Quit saying 'entre nous'.

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'