Castaway Comedies Gifts

"Go deep."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Hell on trio island

BARBER

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Seafood Only.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Desert Island Game

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Island with sail.

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

Message tied to a brick.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Golfing across the islands.

Artist on the Desert Island

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

Quit saying 'entre nous'.